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Friday, November 05, 2004

FUCK!! Arafat will turn the Shrub into Reagan

Godammit!! Arafat is going to die any minute if he hasn't already. It would be just our fucking luck if a moderate took his place and Bush II was able to preside over a lasting peace between Israel and Palestine. This would legitimize Bush's entire administration even though he has been one of the most corrupt and inept Presidents ever.

Hmmm, who does this remind me of? That SHITRAG Reagan!!!1! He tripled the national debt (during his eight years the US sunk twice as much into debt as the period from 1789-1980), pushed for the failed Star Wars program, sold arms to Iran and fucking Saddam Hussein, supported nun-rapers in Latin America, and presided over one of the most corrupt administrations in US history (over 100 indicted and at least 30 convicted appointees). He was also a senile geriatric that confused real life with the shitty B-list movies he starred in. Making a war movie is not the same fucking thing as serving in World War II you fucking Alzheimers degenerate.

But, Reagan had the good fucking luck of being Prez when Gorbachov ruled the USSR. Gorby reformed, let the Warsaw pact dissolve and made peace with the West. Reagan happened to be the in the right place at the right time. His prolifigate and reckless military spending DID NOT bankrupt the Soviet Union. Their economic problems were deep-seated and structural and their military spending peaked in 1976-77. So if anyone did it was Jimmy Carter.

Watch bush magically turn from a spoiled-brat-hillbilly-wannabe into a statesmen if a decent Palestenian leader takes over and Arafat dies in a moldy French hospital.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

DEAR SIR:

I must take umbrage at your post, and your assertion that Reagan was an actor whose only claim to fame was staring in so-called "shitty B-list" movie. This is incorrect (Reagan was in shitty C-list movies). I have to pick out this one inaccuracy due to the unassailableness (is that even a word?)of your position, but will now use it as a springboard to discount your enitre position. This is a technique I call the "Cindy Crawford Method"- Ms. Crawford is stunningly beautiful, but because I need an "out" to further claim that she is unattractive, I will focus on a single mole on her face as proof of her hideousness. This plan of attack defies common sense and logic, but suits me fine. Now the attack:

Your name "fag-fucker" shows that you are obviously a product of our liberal colleges and their homosexual femminist "politically correct" agenda pushing, and their cunning plan to turn all men into effite sodomites who support Amnesty International. This agenda wants all red-blooded American males to HAVE SEX WITH other red-blooded American males. And as these, lithe, strong and sweaty young men come together in a sinful union of decadence, hot oils and candles sputtering their last in the last hours of the hot sweaty night-a night which hides their sinful tristing- which was taught to them in their Sustainable Development courses by a balding grey haired, goateed Jew professors who is married to a fat, tattoeed Wiccan, who is in an "open relationship" with a 45-year old yoga instructor and a cat, I look back at you and laugh at your folly. You can sputter
your "facts", but you know as well as i that they are biased. You can have your bias, i can have mine. Your misguided beleifs were dreamed up by some historian or social scientist with an ax to grind against the great Reagan. I'll stick to the sources I trust, like the blogosphere- where the truth always comes out.

ALSO: You forgot to mention that the French males also have sideways vaginas. Guess they didn't teach you that in your latte-sipping, Tree-hugging brainwashing center, did they?

November 6, 2004 at 12:18 PM  
Blogger Fag Fucker said...

Godammit, I said the French in general have sideways vaginas.

And anyone who rambles on in one tedious run-on sentence after another about homohumping must secretly want some hot dick sex.

November 6, 2004 at 12:30 PM  
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